So one wet day off we went.
On arrival we sat on a rather incongruous
looking purple velvet sofa nervously eyeing up some oxygen masks, an alarming
looking graph and two chairs very reminiscent of the diary room chair on Big
Brother. What had we let ourselves in for?
Was Big Brother watching us? |
The first test measured something called Forced Vital
Capacity. This assesses lung function by measuring the amount of air blown out
after a full breath. So we had to take a big breath in, sucking in as much air
as possible then blowing it all out into a little tube like machine as quickly
and for as long as possible. Take it from me; it’s a lot harder than it sounds.
“Who wants to go first?” asked the friendly man. “It was your idea to do this
so you go first” was Dele’s reply. I
couldn’t argue with that! We did have to complete this task with our backs to
each other as we have been known to get the giggles – a lot!
The second task we did together. Take a breath in, breathe out completely so
that your lungs are empty and then see how long you can wait before taking a
breath. Go on, have a go.
I may have looked a little like this... |
See, it isn’t easy is it? You are effectively fighting your
body’s reflex to breathe and it is quite painful after a remarkably short
period of time. It measures your body’s tolerance to carbon dioxide. I managed
about 25 seconds; Dele beat me by about 5 seconds. Apparently that’s a good
result for both of us.
Finally we got to see what happens in our bodies when
breathing in a low oxygen atmosphere such as at 4000 metres. It was like being in hospital with a mask on
your face and a monitor attached to your finger measuring your heart rate and
blood oxygen levels. Whilst attached to this you watched two lines on a graph
to see what was happening. The worst
thing was you couldn’t talk, which for Dele and I was the most torturous
part. My blue line (blood oxygen) dipped
and levelled out at above average whilst my red line (heart rate) stayed
relatively stable – I was very proud! Dele’s blue line dipped a bit more alarmingly
and her red line shot up which was a tad worrying. Apparently this means I am
less likely to suffer from AMS and Dele is borderline sensitive. Although not a definite predictor the testing
has allowed us to feel more reassured about what to expect in terms of symptoms.
We also got some useful advice. The piece I seem to have retained is that
Mark’s and Spencer Percy Pig sweets are very good for energy levels! I'm sure there was more but in the meantime I'll stock up on these!
Nom Nom Nom! |
The written report we received a few weeks later stated that
we were “Normal”. I know a few people who might disagree with this...
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